449.
David Bowie - it's
no game
David Bowie hits the 1980s in powerful form, blows
fuses across all know dimensions ... and then that's pretty much it. He'll sell piles of records through the
decade, make the cover of TIME magazine, become a household name ... but he'll
never be truly monstrous or scary again.
Which is either A. damned sad, or B. whatever. I mean, it's not as if he hadn't already given
us way more than enough through the 70s, from collapsing hippie dream to glam,
cocaine bullshit, decadence, insanity.
And he kept his cool (if not his soul).
Did any other single artist come even close? Definitely NO game.
448.
Pop Will Eat Itself - hit the hi-tech grooveWas I cool enough to be hip to this in 1987? I'm pretty sure I was. Or maybe it took until 1988. Those were weird days, and really, I wasn't the cool one, it was the people I was hanging with. By 1987-88, I was deep in a negative hole of my own making (though Ronald Reagan contributed), which was manifesting musically as NOISE and looking back, digging through cool old records, because I couldn't afford cool new ones. Which by that point generally meant hip-hop if you were even half-way paying attention. And I was, I guess, I just wasn't buying much, because I was so broke. Which reflects now in how woefully misrepresented it is on this list – that and the robbery of early spring 1989. Fuckers took all my most recent stuff, most of my punk as well. And good luck ever finding either original hip-hop or punk used and cheap (and I'm definitely used and cheap). Except I did find Box Frenzy, no doubt because Pop Will Eat Itself were white guys, and long-haired geeks at that. Grebo was the name of their scene. Just grab a beatbox and make a garage-racket, go BOX frenzy – says so on the record.
446.
Guadalcanal Diary
- Watusi rodeo
I definitely saw this movie. The one about American cowboys going to the Congo (or
wherever) killing natives, other fun stuff.
That was pretty standard in my days of early TV watching (the
1960s). Shitty old Hollywood
adventure movies where white men killed various non-white men, usually coming
at them with spears and such, whooping and hollering -- served up as fun. And I guess it was, at the time, from the
ignorant perspective of my whitebread suburb.
But this Guadalcanal Diary track is way more fun, laughing at the evil
absurdity of it, kicking shit on the dance floor.
444.
Kinks - this time tomorrow
I still get into this argument. The Kinks are great, no question, but they're
not really an album band. And yet, the
1970 album Lola vs the Powerman + the Money-go-round Part 1 (now there's a
mouthful) is the only place you're going to find This Time Tomorrow. Which, if you're exactly the same as me, will
save your life for a week or two in late winter 1996, give glue to a world that
is otherwise not holding together. I
blame love. Tearing me apart.
443.
The The - this is the day
It's all in the first couple of lines: Well
you didn't wake up this morning 'cause you didn't go to bed - You were watching
the whites of your eyes turn red.
Summer 1983, maybe 5AM, staring myself in the mirror after some mixed up
hours of mixed up drugging. It spoke
directly to me, Matt Johnson and his burning blue soul joining me in my mixed
up pain and ecstasy, telling me I wasn't alone, wherever the hell I was. Melody was pretty much perfect, too.
442.
Roxy Music - Virginia
Plain
More or less perfect pop from a more or less perfect
moment in pop-time. Which is to say
1972, glam eruption. Except it's wrong
to classify Virginia
Plain as glam. Virginia Plain defies genre. It just is.
Maybe three minutes of pure, strange, deranged, driving fun. And thus a
reason to live.
441.
Sonic Youth - total trash
The song's cool enough but Total Trash is mostly about
escape velocity – what happens when the various rules of music break down and
the NOISE takes over. I remember seeing
them do this live, having one of those profound and prolonged WOW moments that
I can't help calling religious. I
remember thinking, they aren't really playing
this music, they're just deflecting it, aiming it, wrestling with it. It's like they punched a hole in a dike and
now it's all just about containment. But
not even that. Because this flood can't
be contained. All you can really do is
ride with it, keep moving, keep playing, because if you don't, you'll get
dragged under, and where's the fun in that?
440.
Fleetwood Mac - searching
for Madge
The Fleetwood Mac story is confusing if nothing
else. We all know the stuff that made
them rich and cocaine famous (and it's mostly good), but there's an entire
decade that precedes all that, and deep it goes, often with completely different
players, except the rhythm section (always Mr. Fleetwood and Mr. Mac). You might even argue that the original
line-up wasn't just the best Mac, it was one of the best damned bands EVER,
with guitarist Peter Green the main man, taking the blues, amplifying and
psychedelicizing them, and leaving us with stuff that barrels along nicely, neck
and neck with what a guy called Jimi Hendrix was doing at the same time. 1969's Then Play On is the key album,
capturing not just the breadth Mr. Green's genius, but also the psychosis that
was tearing him apart. Beautiful and
gone.
439.
Herb Alpert + the
Tijuana Brass - it was a very good year
Shameless fragment of personal nostalgia, except it is
damned good. And it helps reinforce a
point, which is the why of the
Apocalypse part of this thing. Because
when I was six or seven years old and Herb Alpert's What Now My Love was the
only half-way current pop album in my parents' collection, I had no interest in
any future that didn't see me flourishing in just such lush and golden environs
as this music suggested, particularly that part toward the end of It Was A Very
Good Year where the strings came gushing in.
I mean, who needed the hippies down in the ravine and their weirdo long
haired bullshit rock and roll? I'd have
short hair forever, and wear a suit. But
then something happened apparently.
Must've been the Apocalypse. I
believe it started down in that ravine.
438/437/436.
Alice Cooper - second coming + ballad of Dwight Fry + sun arise
Alice Cooper - second coming + ballad of Dwight Fry + sun arise
Alice and puberty found me at roughly the same moment,
which means 1971's Love it to Death was at least a year old before I even knew
about Alice not being a she, and all the other spectacular atrocities. But the real shock, I guess, was just how
good the music was. Yeah, it was sick and loud and freaky, no question, but it
was also dramatic, melodic, and come the conclusion of side two, epic. Three songs all tumbling into each
other. First a little ditty about Jesus
apparently, stuck in hell, then family man Dwight Fry's descent into widescreen
madness, and finally, incongruously, a heartfelt and hopeful cover of Rolf
Harris's Sun Arise.
435.
Pink Floyd - astronomy
domine (randoEDIT)
The early Floyd, which is to say, The Best Floyd,
leaving footprints on Saturn and beyond years before NASA even made it to the
bright side of the moon. The secret
ingredient, of course, was Syd Barrett, already tumbling irretrievably past the
edge of the reality barrier as the original of Astronomy Domine was
recorded. And then the band just kept
taking it further on stage.
434.
King Crimson - sailor's
tale
Sailor's Tale is everything that's superlative about early-middle-period
King Crimson – music that's just utterly strange and committed and assured from
cool beginning to long and sustained conclusion. It's an acid track, no question. Wait till you're peaking, then crank the
sound system and wait for that sucker punch explosion at around the 4-and-a- half
minute point. Not a sudden eruption from
silence. No this is far trickier than that. Because the song's already revving along at
that point. And then it just goes WAY
FURTHER. The earth shakes. The heavens open. A gaping hole gets blown from the jigsaw of
time.
433.
David Crosby - what
are their names?
It just sort of creeps along at first but by the time
it's done, it's delivered a defiantly, insurrectionary punch. Like being a hippie in 1971, hanging out with
your friends, getting high, enjoying the day, yet bemoaning the deep inequity
of the world, how the rich keep on getting richer and the poor eaten. And guess what? The gentlemen and ladies behind it all – they
live just over yonder hill. Perhaps we
should go pay them a visit, maybe pack a few Molotov cocktails. Ah, the good ole days.
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